ANYTHING FUNNY by primadonnagirl
Summary:

I just want to read a really funny fic. If there's any sexual tension there as well, you get brownie points! Or just brownies because brownies are fucking delicious. Also, please use proper grammar ;)

Btw, if you don't respond to reviews, I tend not to review because I find it rude not to acknowledge readers especially if they take the time to review.


Categories: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Humor, Romance
Characters: None
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Summary:

The story of the unexpected.  Love and friendship based on fun, adventure, and risks.

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Fate, luck, whatever you want to call it, leads you down a road that forks off into several different paths.  It's up to you which direction to go.  Each choice you make in life affects the where the next road leads.  

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Tori and Alexis had no idea that a simple choice they made one fateful night would affect their lives, and the lives of four others, forever.  It wasn't always an easy journey, but it was one hell of a great time getting there.


Parent Series: None
Categories: Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Characters: Calum Hood, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, Calum Hood, CALUM, Just Give Me Something To Read , CALUM PLS, High school AU, Calum Hood, Realistic Fanfic, The Perfect One, Need some stories!!, Best Friends on Tour, LUKE STORIESSS, Not AU, All Funny Stories Here, Hi, I Just Want Something to Read, !!!!!!!!!!!!!Best Friends/Funny/Flirty!!!!!!!!!!, WANTED: realistic ash stories. please., CALUM HOOD
Stories: 3
Open: Closed [Report This]
Lightheaded by electric Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

 

 

b24;b27; lightheaded.


Roberta Susan Holloway is a professional, or at least that’s what her business card says. It’s the summer before she heads off to college, and she plans to spend it teaching yoga classes, pirating indie music, getting drunk, and telling terrible puns to anyone and everyone that will listen.

With a knack for fainting at the worst possible times, hopefully she can stay upright when four Australian boys come barreling into her life.

Luke/Roberta/Ashton (with no shortage of horrible jokes, unwanted groping, and way too tight yoga pants)


Categories: Adventure, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: None
Challenges: Ashton Irwin, ANYTHING FUNNY
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9131 Read Count: 3576
[Report This] Published: 02/08/13 Updated: 18/02/15
Summary:

 

Maura is an australian born girl who was forced to live in America with her mother after the divorce.

 

Gladly for her she gets to visit Australia every summer.


Luke is Maura's best friend from Australia. He is madly in love with her and has been for as long he can remember.

When she comes back from the States, She meets Luke's new band mates. 

 

A story about a two best friends spending the summer together. Is there something more or will one of Luke's new band member's become the boy of Maura's dreams?

 

This story was started in 2013 so it is fetus five seconds of summer.

banner by me 

 


Categories: Adventure, Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Romance, Suspense
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: LUKE HEMMINGS, ANYTHING FUNNY, Just Give Me Something To Read , !!!!!!!!!!!!!Best Friends/Funny/Flirty!!!!!!!!!!
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15095 Read Count: 12718
[Report This] Published: 08/08/13 Updated: 12/12/16
Summary:

BANNER CREDIT TO AMIEE ON THE 5SOS MESSAGE BOARDS

With Lauren Murphey's little sisters birthday coming up, she's out of ideas on what to get her. That is until she hears her complaining about how her favorite band will be in town for a meet and greet and that she wouldn't be able to go because she'd be at summer camp. Lauren decides to suck up her pride and go to the meet and greet to get a poster signed for her sister's present. What she thinks will be a day in hell might just turn out to be the day that changed it all. 

With a hot blonde Australian now in possesion of her phone and she in the possesion of his, she's forced to come face to face with the one band she can't stand. But the tiny blonde girl knows that once her phone is back in her posession, she won't ever have to see them again, right?

(So I totally suck at summaries, sorry about that! The story is better, I promise.)

 

 


Categories: Adventure, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: None
Challenges: LUKE HEMMINGS, ANYTHING FUNNY, Just Give Me Something To Read
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6767 Read Count: 11237
[Report This] Published: 06/08/13 Updated: 16/09/13
Summary:

When a beautiful druken girl walks into- well stumbles into the bar Ashton can't help but stare. Especially when a rough punch hits her square in the face. 


Categories: Drama, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin
Warnings: Sexual Content
Challenges: Ashton Irwin, ANYTHING FUNNY
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5942 Read Count: 863
[Report This] Published: 31/08/13 Updated: 27/12/13
Everything I Ask For by colours Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 107]
Summary:

You used an oversized banner. The rules state, that no banner should exceed 650x200px in width and height. Your banner was removed by admin kat. Please reread the rules and follow them accordingly when reposting your banner.

Catherine Adams, Courtney Clark, and Sarah Martin are all students at the pretigious North Christian Academy Boarding School in Newport Beach, California. Catherine, the driven, stubborn, and constantly overly stressed one who holds the incredibly daunting position of student body president, Courtney, the lazy yet wild one who would rather die than wake up before noon. . . or apply to college, and Sarah, the hopeless romantic who works at the Coffee Hut on campus to make a couple extra bucks that she will most likely spend on clothes, are suitemates, best friends, and complete opposites who have finally reached their senior year. A year that they have every intention of conquering together without any road blocks, changes, or fate filled twists.


That is until a group of Australian transfer students arrive on campus.

 //AU in which the boys are not famous, ashton is same age, calum never quit soccer, and michael is insanely smart// 

 


Categories: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Eating Disorder, Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: Ashton Irwin, ANYTHING FUNNY, Michael Story, FEELS CRISIS , Just Give Me Something To Read , AU Stories, xx all, CUTE STORY!!!, High school AU, !!!!!!Love Hate Stories!!!!!, Michael Clifford, michael story, cute love story, High School Stories
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 50226 Read Count: 20331
[Report This] Published: 01/09/13 Updated: 12/06/14
Summary:

 

 

 


 

Flynn can clearly remember taking baths with Michael Clifford at age 4.

 

Flynn can easily recall meeting Calum Hood at age 6, when he hit her in the face with his foot on accident while on the swings.

 

Flynn smiles when she thinks of meeting Ashton Irwin at age 15 at a party with Michael and the gang.

 

But the memory that sticks most with her is when she met Luke Hemmings in Grade 5, after Calum shoved her down on the playground.

 

Ever since then, Flynn's been lost over Luke.

 


 

Flynn Lavell had been a tomboy for as long as she can remember. She was constantly cut up and scraped from skateboarding, she had atrocious tanlines from surfing in wetsuits, and her hair was constantly a bit straw-like from the hair dye Michael periodically convinced her to use. 

 

Flynn Lavell is also best friends with the boys of 5 Seconds of Summer.

 

When they come back to Sydney for a brief visit, (and to offer her a job with One Direction's stylist, Lou Teasdale) Flynn's taken her life and done a 180. They find her dolled up, looking quite the opposite to the ruffian they left behind, and maybe just a bit like a normal 17 year old girl.

 

Flynn takes the job with Lou, and flies back with the boys to England, but will her change- her switch from being a boyish caterpillar to a beautiful butterfly- be a catalyst for a few other changes in her life?

 

Luke/Flynn/a nice amount of Michael

 



Categories: Adventure, Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: LUKE HEMMINGS, ANYTHING FUNNY
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11838 Read Count: 14691
[Report This] Published: 22/09/13 Updated: 30/05/14
Sunshine by Behindthesecitywalls Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 49]
Summary:

 

Bri Minorak was your standard run-of-the-mill eighteen year old girl. Working as in intern for a renowned music label, she has dreams of making herself known in the corporate world. She’s all about self-improvement and obeying a strict set of rules she’s set for herself.

Michael Clifford has never been tied down much. He’s traveling constantly with his band, 5 Seconds of Summer. Life is good for Michael. He doesn’t take life seriously, and is constantly looking for something to spark his amusement.

When 5 Seconds of Summer has to come in to speak with personnel from the Sparkz Records, the record company Bri works at, Bri finds herself dealing with a promotion.

What happens when Bri finds herself becoming the newest addition to 5 Seconds of Summer’s management team? What happens when Bri meets Michael? Will each of them find something in each other they never knew they needed? Or will everything take a turn for the worse?

Through late-night taco truck trips, food fights, relationship drama, concerts, and the occasional sarcastic comment, Bri might just begin finding a little bit of sunshine in her grey world.

Excerpt:

“I hope you’re happy, you idiots. We’re in the middle of Los Angeles without a single clue how to get back to the hotel all because you wanted tacos we could’ve just ordered from room service!”

Luke giggled at her frazzled demeanor. “We would be happier if you’d gotten something too.”

“Yeah,” Michael quipped “maybe having something in there would get her to shut up for a while.”

The rest of the boys erupted in laughter as Bri stole Michael’s taco and thwacked his head with it. “Idiots,” she mumbled, earning another round of laughter from Luke, Calum and Ashton, while Michael grieved over his now-broken taco.

 


[A/N: Got twitter? Mine's @cliffordcane . Thank you so much for all of your love and reviews. The support is truly amazing! Also shoutout to Jenn (aka my wife) for the banner!]


Categories: Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: None
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, Just Give Me Something To Read
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 31653 Read Count: 17961
[Report This] Published: 12/10/13 Updated: 30/12/13
Unpredictable by lizhood Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 25]
Summary:

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Eliza Ann Madden and Ashton Irwin are inseparable,they've been best friends since the dawn of time and no one tries to get between them.

 

Eliza Ann starts chatting to a mystery guy online, while Ashton has joined a band called 5 Seconds Of Summer, what happens when her mystery guy is actually one of her real life friends? 

especially when he's the one she's head over heels for but doesnt have guts to tell him.

 

calum/eliza ann

 

banner and chapter headers creds to jenn.

 


Categories: Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, Calum Hood, CALUM, Just Give Me Something To Read
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2577 Read Count: 6845
[Report This] Published: 09/10/13 Updated: 09/11/13
Headshot by calums Rated: M (R) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 28]
Summary:

 

My name is Ellie Valiente and I fell in love with a boy during a zombie apocolypse. 

 

Romantic, huh?

 

~

 

"I would rather get eaten alive by one of those fuckers than to ever lose you.
And that's how much you mean to me, so don't you give up. Not now, not ever." 

 

 

 

[an ashton irwin fanfiction]


Categories: Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Romance, Sci-Fi, Suspense
Characters: Ashton Irwin
Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Death, Eating Disorder, Emotional Abuse, Graphic Violence, Language, Physical Abuse, Rape, Self Harm, Sexual Content, Suicide
Challenges: Ashton Irwin, ANYTHING FUNNY
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3 Read Count: 1119
[Report This] Published: 10/10/13 Updated: 19/10/13
Damage Control by lukespenguinxx Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 45]
Summary:

Hi, my name is Holland Riley and I'm 5 Seconds of Summer's new Media Girl. 




“I believe that’s it,” Nick smiled. “I’m looking forward to working with you Ms. Riley. I’m certain you won’t let me down.”


And that’s what I thought too.


“Oh and one more thing,” Nate added and I shot him a what the fuck look because he didn’t even have anything to do with this in the first place. “No frolicking with any of the boys,” he said with utmost seriousness. “I’m watching you.”


Nick laughed. “I’m going to have to agree with that though. We wouldn’t want to make things complicated.”


“Don’t worry; I’m going to be strictly professional about all this.”


Even I knew that was a lie.


Luke & Holland with a whole lot of Niall Horan. 


Categories: Drama, Humor, Romance
Characters: Luke Hemmings
Warnings: Language
Challenges: LUKE HEMMINGS, ANYTHING FUNNY, Just Give Me Something To Read , Penguin Lukie
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22870 Read Count: 11255
[Report This] Published: 10/10/13 Updated: 23/03/15
Sour Lemonade by lucas96 Rated: M (R) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 12]
Summary:

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They say UNI is were you find out who you really are.

If that's the case, then Alaska might as well be labeled a shambolic, indecisive mess.

They say two lovers can be twice the fun--

they think they're being smart.

Well, killing two bird with one stone is not all it's chalked up to be.

 

 

 


 

 

 

An AU in which,

Luke takes part in an arousing battle of the bands,

Alaska prays stupidity isn't hereditary from her air headed brother, Ashton.

Niall, Louis, and Zayn are steaming frat boys.

And Harry and Liam are hippie artists and drag Alaska on far too many might night adventures.

 

 

luke/oc/niall

banner by shilo


Categories: Humor, Romance
Characters: Luke Hemmings
Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Eating Disorder, Language, Self Harm, Sexual Content
Challenges: LUKE HEMMINGS, ANYTHING FUNNY, Just Give Me Something To Read , AU Stories
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2450 Read Count: 314
[Report This] Published: 18/10/13 Updated: 14/11/13
One Night Stand by meg_malone Rated: M (R) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 276]
Summary:

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lovely banner by: kosmos

 

The Four Unbreakable Rules of a One-Night Stand 

 

1.     Do not talk about how badly your ex boyfriend screwed you up

 

2.     Do not exchange phone numbers

 

3.     Do not under any circumstances stay for breakfast

 

4.     Do not hook up with someone that you work with 

 

 

 

Thanks to Ashton Irwin, Molly has broken all of these rules. 

 

TRAILER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpzErJ5OoQ0&feature=youtu.be

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Categories: Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: Ashton Irwin, ANYTHING FUNNY, FEELS CRISIS , Cute Boyfriend Story, Realistic Fanfic, cute love story, ALL IN --, Not AU, Long And Sweet, WANTED: realistic ash stories. please., ANYTHING ASHTON!
Series: None
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 62186 Read Count: 46393
[Report This] Published: 12/06/14 Updated: 04/08/14
No Biggie by lucas96 Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13]
Summary:

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Who knew that I, Aspen Maddox would become an intern to Lou Teasdale on the Take Me Home Tour?

 

I sure didn't.

 

 

And guess what I also didn't expect.

 

 

 

That weird dork, Ashton Irwin. 

 

 

 


 

ashton/oc

banner by jenn


Categories: Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin
Warnings: Eating Disorder, Language
Challenges: Ashton Irwin, ANYTHING FUNNY
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1564 Read Count: 847
[Report This] Published: 12/11/13 Updated: 08/09/14
Wedding Bells by Alexandra Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

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If you would've told 5 year old Avery and Ashton that they weren't going to get married they would've thought you were crazy.


Well more likely, Avery probably would've cried and then Ashton would have to kick you in the shin. 


But now more than fifteen years later, Avery is getting ready for her wedding.


Where she's getting married to someone other than Ashton.


The catch?


Ashton has been in love with Avery for a good majority of the past fifteen years.


Oh, this should be good.


A tale of deep discussions, late nights, meddlesome bandmates a cheeky siblings.


 


Banner Credit to Rachel


Categories: Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Eating Disorder, Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: Ashton Irwin, ANYTHING FUNNY, Just Give Me Something To Read , xx all, The Perfect One, Hi, ANY!!!!, Cute lukey or ashton storiesssss(:, Anything Goes.
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3473 Read Count: 2056
[Report This] Published: 11/11/13 Updated: 31/01/14
Summary:

Peyton (kinda) Irwin. Irwin as in Ashton Irwin, drummer of 5 Seconds of Summer. Kinda as in she isn't blood related to Ashton, but he always insists on introducing her as his little sister. She wanted to forget her old life anyways and it was better that she had the same last name as Ashton (especially if she was his "sister") so she changed it.

Peyton loved plenty of things. She loved the sound of the rain tapping against her window when she fell asleep. She loved the way that British accents sounded. She loved when sweatshirts were big enough to a point of where she could pull the sleeves over her hands. She loved blasting music and dancing around the house when no one else was home. She loved the fact that she was spending half of her gap year touring around the US and Australia with 5SOS while they opened up for One Direction. The one thing she wasn't in love with was the concept of "falling in love."

Enter Calum Hood, aka bassist and singer in her "older brother's band". When Peyton and Calum met, they clicked instantly, and became best friends. Calum loved a lot of the same things as Peyton did. He loved the sound of the rain in general. He loved the way that she laughed when he attempted to do a British Accent. He loved the way that she looked in one of his sweaters that was at least two sizes too big for her. He loved the way she would be embarassed when he walked into Ashton's house to find her blasting music and dancing around. Most importantly, he loved her. 

Can I have a minute?
I've gotta tell you something.
I heard that someone likes you,
And it might be nothing but he's right in front of you.


1/19/15: Holy shit guys!!!! I just saw that I won best Calum Fanfiction on the underground 5sos autumn awards ((which I didn't even know I was nominated for & no one told me I won lol)) and i just wanted to thank you guys for enjoying the story. It means so much to me that you guys would even vote for this story ((i'm assuming you guys did the voting)) and you are all beautiful wonderful people. I love you all to the moon and back.

 Best Calum Winner

nomiation

Nomination


credit to Jenn for the beautiful banner!


New Luke Fanfiction ((Completely unrelated)): Big Brothers, Mix Tapes, & Green Aviators

Sequel: Walls



Categories: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, Calum Hood, CALUM, Just Give Me Something To Read , CALUM PLS, Brother stories (:, xx all, CUTE STORY!!!, Calum Hood, Need some stories!!, Anything will do, Best Friends on Tour, All Funny Stories Here, Hi, Anything suites x, ANY!!!!, I Just Want Something to Read
Series: None
Chapters: 44 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73006 Read Count: 122115
[Report This] Published: 14/12/13 Updated: 19/09/14
Accidentally in Love by msgafterparty Rated: MA (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 35]
Summary:

 

 

 

 

All Jessica wanted was a distraction; one night where she could have some fun and drink away her sorrows and maybe forget all about her douche of an ex-boyfriend. So when she meets Ashton, she thinks the situation may be perfect and he may be just the distraction she was looking for. Until what was supposed to be a one night stand turns into something neither of them expected.

Banner by lennon.



Categories: Drama, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, OC
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, Just Give Me Something To Read , cute love story, ANY!!!!, Anything Goes.
Series: None
Chapters: 42 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 103896 Read Count: 7945
[Report This] Published: 02/03/15 Updated: 31/08/15
Covered by ihemmingsluke Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 28]
Summary:

 

Isabella Mackenzie is a twenty year old journalism student who loves writing very, very much. She lives with her parents in London but she barely sees them. She lost track of the amount of notes with the words “business travelling, be back in a few days, don’t go too wild, we love you” that she has took from the fridge and dumped in the bin. She is used to being home alone. She is used to live in her own little world, earphones on and fictional characters swirling around her head, ready to be written down. She’s been through a really crappy breakup where insults were shared and photos were burned. That only made her walls build up even higher, letting only a few people enter her life. Her three friends Amy, Michael and Sophie have a VIP pass and use and abuse it. She just loves them so much. 

 

Her life is nothing out of the ordinary or at least that is how she feels. She is constantly daydreaming and scribbling down in her little black notebook afterwards. She does that all the time but mostly on the bus, unless she is really tired and her eyelids feel heavy. Sometimes she dreams, sometimes she doesn’t. But never she thought she could have be woken up by a hard book cover just to find a pair of blue eyes staring at her so intensely she could swear she heard a crack on her own cover.

 

dreams, books, mixed feelings and a whole lot of food

AU where Luke is a 20 year old English Literature student in London

 

Luke/Isabella/and a bit of Michael

 

banner by no other than punkrockercal


Categories: Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: LUKE HEMMINGS, ANYTHING FUNNY, Just Give Me Something To Read , AU Stories
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15305 Read Count: 4272
[Report This] Published: 18/01/14 Updated: 28/04/14
All Shook Up by Alexandra Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

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Bella Blake and Michael Clifford were like water and oil. Not compatible.

She had a shameless obsession with the fifties and Elvis Presley. He had an obsession with hair-dye.

She had never gotten in trouble a day in her life. His disciplinary file was bursting at the seems.

She was passing her classes with an A average. He should've been held back a year. 

 

With a series of unfortunate match-ups, a couple of chemistry experiments gone wrong, a few screaming matches, and an annoying love doctor on the loose; Bella and Michael will find themselves closer than ever. 

 

Like water and oil, Bella and Michael, are not compatible; until things are all shook up. 

 

Au where the boys are badass Americans and Bella is a popular nerd. 

 

Banner Credit to Lizzie


Categories: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, BAD BOY STORIES, Michael Story, Just Give Me Something To Read , AU Stories, xx all, High school AU, !!!!!!Love Hate Stories!!!!!, The Perfect One, Michael Clifford, michael story, High School Stories, Hi, I need Michael feels! , ANY!!!!, Love hate, Michael, Anything Michael , Anything Goes.
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4739 Read Count: 1529
[Report This] Published: 18/01/14 Updated: 01/02/14
Changing of the Seasons by misslovely Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

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Rosie you can't keep runnning away from me." Luke says as he comes close enough for me to feel his breath on my neck. The goosebumps raise all over my body and I take a deep breath. 

"Don't. Don't kiss me." I whisper. But his lips are already on mine. God dammit Rosie don't kiss back...too late.

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Rosie Livingston is just an average high school senior who is suffering from her first major heart ache. But everything changes when Luke enters the picture. He takes her on an adventure that will either end in a mental breakdown or her being slapped in the face for saying something offensive. Rosie's sense of style and need for love will lead to an adrenaline rush romance and make her question everything she's done so far in her life. But will it all work out for the better?


Categories: Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language
Challenges: LUKE HEMMINGS, ANYTHING FUNNY, Just Give Me Something To Read
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 902 Read Count: 297
[Report This] Published: 02/04/14 Updated: 02/04/14
Competition by Holacalum Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Competition

 

The first time Alex met Calum, after a few nasty games of tic-tac-toe, she promised to never let him beat her at anything ever again.

But lately, losing doesn't seem so bad.

 


Categories: Humor, Romance
Characters: Calum Hood
Warnings: None
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, Calum Hood, CALUM, Just Give Me Something To Read , CALUM PLS, AU Stories
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1879 Read Count: 664
[Report This] Published: 17/02/14 Updated: 01/08/14
Starry Eyed by msgafterparty Rated: M (R) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 50]
Summary:

 

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Everything Roxanne knows about Luke Hemmings, she learned through observation. Not because she's been creepily watching him or anything. But living next door to him for two years means she's been able to pick up on his habits without ever actually meeting the guy.

That is, until he shows up on her doorstep by accident and begins emotionally unloading his troubles. 

She figures she'll do the neighborly thing and take care of him and the next morning, he'll go back to not knowing she exists. 

But apparently Luke has trouble letting go and Roxanne soon discovers that having him in her life is so much better than observing him from afar.



Categories: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Luke Hemmings
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, Just Give Me Something To Read , AU Stories, cute love story, LUKE STORIESSS, ANY!!!!, Anything Goes.
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 32734 Read Count: 7074
[Report This] Published: 05/03/14 Updated: 04/06/16
Death by Hemmings by pulchritudinous Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 15]
Summary:

There was nothing Mia Montaigne did better than laying low, buried deep within piles
of schoolwork. She had everything planned out: go to college, get a job, marry someone
with a degree then live happily ever after. Moving in with her best friend, Calum Hood, was
not part of her agenda. At least, not in an all-men’s flat. And definitely not with Luke Hemmings,
the blue-eyed monster she regrettably made the acquaintance of back in high school,
who just so happened to be Calum Hood’s current flatmate.

“How much do you hate Luke Hemmings?”

“Let’s just say that if I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in
a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Luke… I’d shoot Luke. Twice.”

A tale of identity crises, peeving paparazzi, failed attempts of escape from Room 717,
psychopathic plans for murder, mental disorders, clashing musical tastes, animal
adoptions, movie marathons at three in the morning and a three-way friendship that
may or may not work as expected.

AU


Categories: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings
Warnings: Language
Challenges: LUKE HEMMINGS, ANYTHING FUNNY, Calum Hood, CALUM, Just Give Me Something To Read , AU Stories, !!!!!!Love Hate Stories!!!!!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1529 Read Count: 791
[Report This] Published: 29/03/14 Updated: 29/03/14
Summary:

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All Holly Hemmings wanted was a quiet summer. One where she could finish her Harry Potter fanfiction, stay in her room all day, and not have to interact with people in general.

Her adoptive parents, on the other hand, think that Holly’s reclusive tendencies are… well, undesired in their new addition to the family.

So the summer of Holly’s 17th year, they ship her off to Clearwater Creek Summer Camp with her adoptive brother, Luke, hoping to get her out of her shell and make some new friends.

It wouldn’t have been too bad, either...


If only that damn Ashton Irwin kid could stay out of her cabin.

A story about adaptation, random adventures in the woods, a couple very stupid decisions, the worst s’more maker in all of history, love in the most annoying places, and a bond created between two very different people.

(Holly/Ashton)



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Categories: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Death, Emotional Abuse, Graphic Violence, Language, Physical Abuse, Sexual Content
Challenges: Ashton Irwin, ANYTHING FUNNY, FEELS CRISIS , Just Give Me Something To Read , AU Stories, Brother stories (:, Cute Boyfriend Story, Review for review, xx all, CUTE STORY!!!, !!!!!!Love Hate Stories!!!!!, Ashton Irwin, cute love story, Adoption , Hi, Anything suites x, Long And Sweet, !!!Sad/romance story!!!, ANY!!!!
Series: About Us
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 102819 Read Count: 37108
[Report This] Published: 29/03/14 Updated: 14/09/14
Summary:

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Yeah, I feel stupid. But, can you blame me? I’m not the type of girl to listen to their edgy music. I’m not the type of girl to end up becoming friends with rockers. Then again, I’m not the type of girl to fall for Luke Hemmings.

But I did.

 

 

                What happens when you stick four hormonal boys and a clueless girl in one room for two hours? I’ll give you a clue: Shit happens. So when Kara Evans, the girl who creates beauty within art, and 5SOS, the band that is beauty, get locked in an elevator, the world stops spinning.

Add in determined, psycho fan girls, a bunch of twitcams, and a whole lot of saliva-exchanging encounters, and you’ve got… well, even I don’t know what you have.

 

Let’s just say there’s a LOT of awkward confrontations…and maybe a bit of love.


Categories: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, CUTE STORY!!!, Realistic Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4596 Read Count: 3346
[Report This] Published: 30/03/14 Updated: 06/04/14