All Funny Stories Here by Alexandra
Summary:

I want to read like a really well written comedic story. Like I want to actually laugh while reading it. I'll make sure to review some chapters (if you don't at least acknowledge my reviews i will stop reviewing because it's kind of rude in my opinion)

Any boy is fine btw

Please I just want a good laugh.


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Characters: None
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Summary:

The story of the unexpected.  Love and friendship based on fun, adventure, and risks.

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Fate, luck, whatever you want to call it, leads you down a road that forks off into several different paths.  It's up to you which direction to go.  Each choice you make in life affects the where the next road leads.  

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Tori and Alexis had no idea that a simple choice they made one fateful night would affect their lives, and the lives of four others, forever.  It wasn't always an easy journey, but it was one hell of a great time getting there.


Parent Series: None
Categories: Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Characters: Calum Hood, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, Calum Hood, CALUM, Just Give Me Something To Read , CALUM PLS, High school AU, Calum Hood, Realistic Fanfic, The Perfect One, Need some stories!!, Best Friends on Tour, LUKE STORIESSS, Not AU, All Funny Stories Here, Hi, I Just Want Something to Read, !!!!!!!!!!!!!Best Friends/Funny/Flirty!!!!!!!!!!, WANTED: realistic ash stories. please., CALUM HOOD
Stories: 3
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A Daydream Away by written Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 56]
Summary:

 

 

 

 

day·dream: noun- a series of pleasant thoughts that distract one's attention from the present.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And that's exactly what they were.

 

 

 

Maybe that's all they'll ever be.

 

 

 

banner by kosmos


Categories: Drama, Humor, Romance
Characters: Luke Hemmings
Warnings: Emotional Abuse, Language
Challenges: LUKE HEMMINGS, Realistic Fanfic, Luke Hemmings, Penguin Lukie, Anything will do, Best Friends on Tour, LUKE STORIESSS, Not AU, All Funny Stories Here, Hi, !!!Sad/romance story!!!, Cute lukey or ashton storiesssss(:, Stories of any genre?, Luke PLEASE
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15663 Read Count: 12244
[Report This] Published: 13/10/13 Updated: 09/06/14
Summary:

Peyton (kinda) Irwin. Irwin as in Ashton Irwin, drummer of 5 Seconds of Summer. Kinda as in she isn't blood related to Ashton, but he always insists on introducing her as his little sister. She wanted to forget her old life anyways and it was better that she had the same last name as Ashton (especially if she was his "sister") so she changed it.

Peyton loved plenty of things. She loved the sound of the rain tapping against her window when she fell asleep. She loved the way that British accents sounded. She loved when sweatshirts were big enough to a point of where she could pull the sleeves over her hands. She loved blasting music and dancing around the house when no one else was home. She loved the fact that she was spending half of her gap year touring around the US and Australia with 5SOS while they opened up for One Direction. The one thing she wasn't in love with was the concept of "falling in love."

Enter Calum Hood, aka bassist and singer in her "older brother's band". When Peyton and Calum met, they clicked instantly, and became best friends. Calum loved a lot of the same things as Peyton did. He loved the sound of the rain in general. He loved the way that she laughed when he attempted to do a British Accent. He loved the way that she looked in one of his sweaters that was at least two sizes too big for her. He loved the way she would be embarassed when he walked into Ashton's house to find her blasting music and dancing around. Most importantly, he loved her. 

Can I have a minute?
I've gotta tell you something.
I heard that someone likes you,
And it might be nothing but he's right in front of you.


1/19/15: Holy shit guys!!!! I just saw that I won best Calum Fanfiction on the underground 5sos autumn awards ((which I didn't even know I was nominated for & no one told me I won lol)) and i just wanted to thank you guys for enjoying the story. It means so much to me that you guys would even vote for this story ((i'm assuming you guys did the voting)) and you are all beautiful wonderful people. I love you all to the moon and back.

 Best Calum Winner

nomiation

Nomination


credit to Jenn for the beautiful banner!


New Luke Fanfiction ((Completely unrelated)): Big Brothers, Mix Tapes, & Green Aviators

Sequel: Walls



Categories: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, Calum Hood, CALUM, Just Give Me Something To Read , CALUM PLS, Brother stories (:, xx all, CUTE STORY!!!, Calum Hood, Need some stories!!, Anything will do, Best Friends on Tour, All Funny Stories Here, Hi, Anything suites x, ANY!!!!, I Just Want Something to Read
Series: None
Chapters: 44 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73006 Read Count: 122119
[Report This] Published: 14/12/13 Updated: 19/09/14
Cabin Fever by meg_malone, thefluffybear Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 164]
Summary:

 

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lovely banner by: jenna

It’s been three years,

Gillian still won’t forgive Luke, and nobody’s figured out why,

There’s still no cell phone service, the bunk beds still shake,

And somewhere in the middle Ivy hit puberty.

 


SEQUEL: http://5sosfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?sid=1703

TRAILER:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RADVxcm3Wds

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Categories: Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Luke Hemmings
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: !!!!!!Love Hate Stories!!!!!, Bad Boy vs. Bad Girl, // BREAK UP STORIES //, Summer Vacation, All Funny Stories Here, WANTED: realistic ash stories. please., ANYTHING ASHTON!
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56720 Read Count: 42332
[Report This] Published: 06/08/14 Updated: 15/02/15
Tsunami Tides by Sawyerhemmings Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

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I don’t get waves of missing you anymore. They’re more like tsunami tides.

Luke Hemmings was trying to make sure he didn’t miss his connecting flight to Australia. Kaleigh Todd was trying to make sure she didn’t miss her flight back to Hawaii. Similar Nike duffels and post collision anger make both of them wish they would have slowed down long enough to make sure they grabbed the correct bag. Now they get to spend three weeks in paradise together. 

A story of constant mix-ups, Hawaii, the Kona Boys, and how to hang ten. 

In which Luke can’t seem to get anything that belongs to him back in his possession, Calum could be a dad at the age of 19, Ashton’s mid-life crisis has come several decades early, Michael thinks he’s allergic to the sun, and Kaleigh is just trying to pay off her seemingly endless debts.  

(Kaleigh/Luke)
(c) 1dhazmyheart

 


Categories: Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Characters: OC
Warnings: Language
Challenges: Review for review, !!!!!!Love Hate Stories!!!!!, Luke Hemmings, Penguin Lukie, LUKE STORIESSS, All Funny Stories Here, Love hate, Cute lukey or ashton storiesssss(:, Stories of any genre?, Read and Review for a Read and Review, Luke PLEASE, Anything Goes.
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6020 Read Count: 1233
[Report This] Published: 27/12/14 Updated: 22/02/15
Try Hard by lukemyangel Rated: M (R) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
Summary:

(c)jilly


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My name is Polly and for some reason, I have a tendency of embarassing myself... quite a lot. 

There is this guy at school who is so dreamy, and you’d think that after all the public accidents I put myself through on a daily basis he’d at least know my name - but if so, then you’d be wrong. 

I have been crushing on Luke Hemmings for seven years, but how am I supposed to make one of the most popular guys in school, lead vocalist of five seconds of summer, notice my existence?

 

Only red jell-o, unexpected performances and texting drabbles will tell.

Oh, and time, definitely time.

 


"Hes so out of reach, and its getting me down cause he makes me think that I'm trying too hard cause im not being me, and its getting me down that he makes me feel like im trying too hard again"

 

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Categories: Drama, Humor, Romance
Characters: Luke Hemmings
Warnings: Self Harm, Sexual Content
Challenges: LUKE HEMMINGS, ANYTHING FUNNY, CUTE STORY!!!, High school AU, Need some stories!!, cute love story, High School Stories, LUKE STORIESSS, All Funny Stories Here, Anything suites x, ANY!!!!
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18230 Read Count: 1252
[Report This] Published: 19/07/14 Updated: 21/09/14
Pitch Perfect by 5SOSGuy Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

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Best friends Emma Dawson and Kayla Ryan enter a music school called Thomas Music Academy. In there, they meet a group of 4 boys called 5 Seconds of Summer. Love and drama starts between the two groups. They also meet enemies and nerds. Who knows what will happen in Thomas Music Academy?



Based on the movie "Pitch Perfect"


Categories: Drama, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford, OC
Warnings: Eating Disorder, Emotional Abuse, Physical Abuse
Challenges: Ashton Irwin, LUKE HEMMINGS, Calum Hood, Just Give Me Something To Read , CALUM PLS, AU Stories, Need some stories!!, Penguin Lukie, LUKE STORIESSS, All Funny Stories Here, Hi, Anything suites x, Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2902 Read Count: 1925
[Report This] Published: 24/07/14 Updated: 06/08/14
Summary:

 

 

Charlie Clifford: an open book, down to earth, impulsive, spontaneous, naive (according to Michael), 80s movies and mixtape addict who believes in love at first sight and getting to know people before you decide if you hate them or not.

Luke Hemmings: The awkward & shy new kid who just moved to town who also managed to meet the girl of his dreams while wearing a stupid pair of green aviators at the movie theatre.

Michael Clifford: a popular, "punk rock", overprotective older brother, semi bad boy, video game addict, procrastinator extraordinaire who is quick to judge someone, especially when it involves his younger sister, Charlie.

When Charlie met Luke, he was being bullied at a movie theatre because of his ridiculous sunglasses. Ashton had to be Ashton and save Luke from the assholes that were bullying Luke. I guess it was easier said than done because Ashton knew the two assholes, but hey, at least he did something.

Charlie makes an offer out of the kindness of her heart and she doesn't think twice about it, which isn't surprising. The only surprising thing is everything that happens after that moment.

A story in which we discover why Michael and Luke hated each other in year nine and how Charlie plays a major role in the plot.


Nomination


From the author of I've Got This Friend


banner credit to the wonderful jilly!



Categories: Drama, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language
Challenges: LUKE HEMMINGS, ANYTHING FUNNY, Just Give Me Something To Read , Brother stories (:, xx all, CUTE STORY!!!, High school AU, Need some stories!!, Penguin Lukie, High School Stories, Anything will do, LUKE STORIESSS, All Funny Stories Here, Hi, Anything suites x, ANY!!!!, I Just Want Something to Read, Cute lukey or ashton storiesssss(:
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 24230 Read Count: 10318
[Report This] Published: 29/07/14 Updated: 21/02/15
Amnesia by Ashy_Ashton_SOS Rated: M (R) [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Love can be forgotten Like amnesia because, of your dad.

Love can't be forged Like a spin-off.

Love can hurt Like your a punch in the face.

Love is many things..... But easy.

There will be fights
tears, lies, betral, drugs, self-harm because, of love. There will be
MURDER BECAUSE OF LOVE.

In this story.....love is amnesia
Categories: Drama, General, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Suspense
Characters: Michael Clifford
Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Death, Emotional Abuse, Graphic Violence, Language, Physical Abuse, Self Harm, Sexual Content
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, physical, School Stories!, Dark, Michael Clifford, Need some stories!!, MICHAEL STORY, michael story, All Funny Stories Here, Anything suites x, Gang au, !!!Sad/romance story!!!, ANY!!!!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 348 Read Count: 16
[Report This] Published: 29/07/14 Updated: 29/07/14
The To-Do List by 5SOSGuy Rated: T (PG-13) [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

 

Regina's To-Do List:

 

1. Clean the whole house

2. No parties

3. Don't bring boys over

 

Regina Carpenter did not do those things. She did not clean the house, she had parties and she did bring boys over. The boy she had over was her long time crush, Ashton Irwin. What happens when they become a couple and her parents find out?


Story and chapter banners all made by emjay

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Categories: Drama, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, OC
Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Language
Challenges: Need some stories!!, ALL IN --, All Funny Stories Here, Hi, Anything suites x
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 483 Read Count: 179
[Report This] Published: 31/08/14 Updated: 31/08/14
Living the Life by char5sos Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 53]
Summary:

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Tessa Winters finally made it to New-York, working up to her dream job.

She's always had her mind set on one goal, but a certain blond haired blue eyed boy might just change her path.

A story of working too hard, late night snacks and too many drunken choices.

 

(AU: Set in 5 years so Luke is 23 in this fic but still

in the band and they're still popular and go on tour

and have albums. Just, it’s ok if your confused, because

trust me, so am I.)


Categories: Humor
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Self Harm, Sexual Content
Challenges: LUKE HEMMINGS, !!!!!!Love Hate Stories!!!!!, LUKE STORIESSS, All Funny Stories Here, !!!!!!!!!!!!!Best Friends/Funny/Flirty!!!!!!!!!!, STORIES! STORIES! STORIES!, Cute lukey or ashton storiesssss(:
Series: None
Chapters: 42 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 80534 Read Count: 25928
[Report This] Published: 07/08/14 Updated: 23/06/15
Kaleidoscope by 5Gravity Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 79]
Summary:

 

The moment Skylar McAdams became famous, she knew she was in for a lot. She knew there were going to be twists and turns, ups and downs. She knew she had to give up her privacy, and somewhat her friends to be the person she wanted. She knew she was going to have to be warry of those who really liked her, and those who just wanted the fame she had. She knew she was going to have to spend some time, trying to earn her place in the business. What she didn't know, was that she was obligated to tour with 5 Seconds of Summer, and make her way around all four boys for her moment in the sun. Is it really worth it, using her new friends? Is it really worth risking the one she really loved? Hopefully it's not too much for her, hopefully she wouldn't get caught up in the Kaleidoscope.


Categories: Adventure, Drama, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Death, Emotional Abuse, Language, Self Harm, Sexual Content
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, Michael Story, Just Give Me Something To Read , Cute Boyfriend Story, Michael Clifford, Need some stories!!, cute love story, Best Friends on Tour, Not AU, All Funny Stories Here, Anything suites x, Long And Sweet, !!!Sad/romance story!!!, I need Michael feels! , ANY!!!!, Michael, Anything Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 71410 Read Count: 10453
[Report This] Published: 14/08/14 Updated: 30/10/14
Girls Make Boys Cry by noisyboy Rated: M (R) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary:
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He didn’t mean to do it, of course not. It just sort of … happened.

But if Calum Hood had known that denting Casey Arden’s Lamborghini
would cause her to enter his world like a hurricane enters a coastline,
perhaps he would have done it sooner.

also known as the story in which calum hood falls in love with a girl he can't have
and realizes that sometimes in life there are things worth fighting for.

banner by emjay.


Categories: Drama, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford, OC
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: Calum Hood, CALUM, Calum Hood, All Funny Stories Here, Anything suites x, Love hate, CALUM HOOD
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5836 Read Count: 135
[Report This] Published: 11/03/15 Updated: 23/03/15
Win-Win by CherryXx Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

 

(c) seeingred

Casper Stallone has a lot on her plate. Between trying to get into Art School, working at an animal shelter and trying to convince her mother of her sexuality, it's safe to say she has a lot to deal with.

But when Michael Clifford walks into her life, she has to put all that aside so she can fix a mistake he made by becoming his fake girlfriend. It's a common thing in celebrities but there are certain rules when it comes to managing an illigitemate relationship.

 

1. Don't make out with other people, no matter how attractive they are.

2. No matter how intolerable they may be, act like you're head over heels in love with them, no matter how horrible they are.

3. Do NOT under any circumstances, even if your life depends on it, fall in love with them!

 

Can you guess which rule Casper broke?

 


Categories: Drama, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford, OC
Warnings: Language
Challenges: Michael Story, Michael Clifford, michael story, All Funny Stories Here, Review for a Review, ANY!!!!, Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7487 Read Count: 743
[Report This] Published: 16/10/14 Updated: 15/11/15
The Boyfriend Bible by meg_malone Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 291]
Summary:

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stunning banner: seeingred

 


 

 I, Cassie Walker have taken it upon myself to write a bible.

I have always considered myself to be a boy expert and now it’s time for you to be one as well.

I am going to teach you how to get a boyfriend.

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This is for all the girls who think they don’t stand a shot.

If you are one of those girls then stick your chin up, your butt out,

And repeat after me,

 

In Cassie we Trust.

 


 

TRAILER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrvoXL0lyW0

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Categories: General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Calum Hood
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: CALUM, CALUM PLS, Calum Hood, Realistic Fanfic, All Funny Stories Here
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 30223 Read Count: 19661
[Report This] Published: 08/10/14 Updated: 01/02/15
Summary:

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Rachel Marie and Luke Hemmings have somewhat of a complicated history. You see, they were just neighbors until Luke took Rachel’s virginity and left her crying on her couch. That was back when Rachel was a good girl and Luke was a wanna be bad boy. Now, Luke’s all about the law and Rachel is all about breaking it.

 

When Luke and Rachel meet again for the first time in three years it isn’t on the best of terms. I mean when the boy who took your virginity, the boy you haven’t seen in over three years, arrests you at party that got busted their isn’t any upside to the situation. Especially when he ends up being your parole officer and you have to see him everyday. 

 

An AU where Luke is a cop, Calum is his trainee, Michael is a small time drug dealer, Ashton is hopelessly lost in life, and Rachel is a good girl gone bad.

 

(Luke/ Rachel/ Michael)

 

(c) XxhugmasterxX

 

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Categories: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Luke Hemmings
Warnings: Alcohol Abuse
Challenges: AU Stories, Review for review, High school AU, !!!!!!Love Hate Stories!!!!!, Luke Hemmings, Penguin Lukie, Bad Boy vs. Bad Girl, High School Stories, LUKE STORIESSS, All Funny Stories Here, !!!Sad/romance story!!!, Love hate, I Just Want Something to Read, Cute lukey or ashton storiesssss(:, Stories of any genre?, Read and Review for a Read and Review, Luke PLEASE, Just Saying, Anything Goes.
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46787 Read Count: 4445
[Report This] Published: 10/01/15 Updated: 27/07/15