Penname: Alexandra [Contact] Real name: Alex
Member Since: 26/10/13
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I sometimes talk in third person and never really know when to shut up.


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Stories by Alexandra
All Shook Up by Alexandra Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
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Bella Blake and Michael Clifford were like water and oil. Not compatible.

She had a shameless obsession with the fifties and Elvis Presley. He had an obsession with hair-dye.

She had never gotten in trouble a day in her life. His disciplinary file was bursting at the seems.

She was passing her classes with an A average. He should've been held back a year. 

 

With a series of unfortunate match-ups, a couple of chemistry experiments gone wrong, a few screaming matches, and an annoying love doctor on the loose; Bella and Michael will find themselves closer than ever. 

 

Like water and oil, Bella and Michael, are not compatible; until things are all shook up. 

 

Au where the boys are badass Americans and Bella is a popular nerd. 

 

Banner Credit to Lizzie


Categories: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, BAD BOY STORIES, Michael Story, Just Give Me Something To Read , AU Stories, xx all, High school AU, !!!!!!Love Hate Stories!!!!!, The Perfect One, Michael Clifford, michael story, High School Stories, Hi, I need Michael feels! , ANY!!!!, Love hate, Michael, Anything Michael , Anything Goes.
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4739 Read Count: 1529
[Report This] Published: 18/01/14 Updated: 01/02/14
Offside by Alexandra Rated: M (R) [Reviews - 1]
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Michael knew all about being offside. His career as his hockey team’s lead scorer depended on knowing when he was offside (because “for fucks sake Mike when Luke passes you have to be onside”). Michael knew that being offside was bad territory and could get his team sent back towards their goal. Michael had gotten good at making sure he was never offside while receiving a pass from Luke. Michael and Luke were a dynamic duo, or at least they were until the incident. 

 

Michael gets suspended for the rest of the season and suddenly Michael has never been more offside in his life. All the way to Rink B to be exact where the hockey star finds himself practicing as a pairs skater with a little, blonde Queen named Lily. 

 

A story where Michael gets an attitude check of a lifetime and learns that being offside might not be as bad as he once thought.

(Or the story where a sweaty, athletic Michael is a thing.)

 

 

 

“Oh hell no,” Michael barked, “I am not wearing that twinkly little outfit.”

 

(Chloe Beanne)

 

 


Categories: Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford, OC
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: Michael Story, AU Stories, Brother stories (:, !!!!!!Love Hate Stories!!!!!, Michael Clifford, michael story, HOCKEY 5SOS, Hi, I need Michael feels! , Love hate, Michael, Anything Michael , Anything Goes.
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2096 Read Count: 23
[Report This] Published: 30/07/15 Updated: 30/07/15
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Self-proclaimed comedian, Remington Mane, is living the life as a slave (aka intern) at Capitol Records in southern California.

 

So when Remington is offered a job as a paid slave (aka assistant) for 5 Seconds of Summer, the penniless comic siezes the chance to get off her diet of 10 cent ramen noodles from Mingh Castle down the street.

 

Join Remington on the whirlwind adventure that comes from being 5sos's slave while on tour.

 

With fans and groupies galore, nasty rumors and bad people skills, a few awkward run-ins and a myriad of jokes; it's going to be a bumpy ride.

 

 

 

"Oh just shut up," I snapped, "I'm funny."

 

Banner by Rachel

 

 

 

 

 

 


Categories: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: LUKE HEMMINGS, ANYTHING FUNNY, Just Give Me Something To Read , CUTE STORY!!!, The Perfect One, Luke Hemmings, Need some stories!!, Penguin Lukie, Tour Story! , Best Friends on Tour, LUKE STORIESSS, Not AU, Hi, Anything suites x, ANY!!!!, !!!!!!!!!!!!!Best Friends/Funny/Flirty!!!!!!!!!!, Cute lukey or ashton storiesssss(:, Stories of any genre?, Luke PLEASE, Anything Goes.
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9089 Read Count: 1596
[Report This] Published: 05/04/14 Updated: 27/01/15
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A mysterious Bum teaching four boys life lessons through conversations outside the local corner store in the Sydney suburbs. As narrated by one of those four.

Everyone looked at the Bum in disgust. Had they known her like they did they wouldn't think that way

 

A story about love, loss and just about everything else.

 

 

 

 

(banner by Jenn)

(Re-Writing)


Categories: Adventure, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, Michael Story, AU Stories, Michael Clifford, Need some stories!!, michael story, Hi, Anything suites x, !!!Sad/romance story!!!, I need Michael feels! , ANY!!!!, Michael, Anything Michael , Anything Goes.
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3406 Read Count: 77
[Report This] Published: 05/07/14 Updated: 28/08/14
Wedding Bells by Alexandra Rated: T (PG-13) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
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If you would've told 5 year old Avery and Ashton that they weren't going to get married they would've thought you were crazy.


Well more likely, Avery probably would've cried and then Ashton would have to kick you in the shin. 


But now more than fifteen years later, Avery is getting ready for her wedding.


Where she's getting married to someone other than Ashton.


The catch?


Ashton has been in love with Avery for a good majority of the past fifteen years.


Oh, this should be good.


A tale of deep discussions, late nights, meddlesome bandmates a cheeky siblings.


 


Banner Credit to Rachel


Categories: Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Eating Disorder, Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: Ashton Irwin, ANYTHING FUNNY, Just Give Me Something To Read , xx all, The Perfect One, Hi, ANY!!!!, Cute lukey or ashton storiesssss(:, Anything Goes.
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3473 Read Count: 2056
[Report This] Published: 11/11/13 Updated: 31/01/14
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Working two part time jobs to help pay off school loans, a small flat, a cat with expensive taste, and a record addiction was not what Samantha Rooney had in mind for post-University. She was hoping to maybe find a job at a local radio station or possibly not have thousands of dollars for school loans where she believes she learned jack shit.

 

But here she is, working as the prized waitress at Café Du Jour and a yoga mat stacker at the yoga place next door. Everything in her life is going completely normal. Well until he walked into CDJ and ordered an unthinkable black coffee.

 

Suddenly Samantha finds herself engaged to a man she has never met and is trying to fend off the advances of others, learns how to endure family Christmas parties when all she wants is to lay in bed and eat pizza, and somehow manages to do a little growing up along the way.

 

 

Join Samantha as she navigates the grown up world in While You Were Eating.

 

 

A story where Ashton is kind of an asshole, Michael can't remember his keys to save his life, Luke is gay, Calum has a twin and Rajah is not just Princess Jasmine's pet tiger.

 

 

Or the story where no one drinks black coffee and danishes can almost kill you.

 

 

 

 

Kinda sorta based off of While You Were Sleeping.

 

 

 

(Banner by Rachel)


Categories: Adventure, Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: ANYTHING FUNNY, Calum Hood, CALUM, Just Give Me Something To Read , CALUM PLS, AU Stories, CUTE STORY!!!, Calum Hood, The Perfect One, Need some stories!!, Hi, Anything suites x, ANY!!!!, Anything Goes.
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3095 Read Count: 85
[Report This] Published: 13/07/14 Updated: 01/08/14